MANILA, Philippines - If you are a fan of memes, then I am sure you know Advice Mallard very well - it's the mallard who gives GOOD advices to everyone. I compiled some of these advices that I believe YOU really need right now.
Here's my list:
1. Food tastes so bad after brushing?
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Here's my list:
1. Food tastes so bad after brushing?
"To keep food from tasting awful after brushing teeth, rinse with hot water."
2. Your kids keeps on scribbling on your newly painted wall?
"You can use toothpaste to remove crayon marks from walls."
3. Want to know if someone's staring at you?
"Yawn."
4. Did you get a pimple before an important meeting?
"Use an ice cube to shrink it."
5. Want someone to add you on Facebook?
2. Your kids keeps on scribbling on your newly painted wall?
"You can use toothpaste to remove crayon marks from walls."
3. Want to know if someone's staring at you?
"Yawn."
4. Did you get a pimple before an important meeting?
"Use an ice cube to shrink it."
5. Want someone to add you on Facebook?
"Take a picture with them and ask them to tag you."
6. Googling a computer problem?
"Add 'solved' to your search to find the answer faster."
7. Depressed?
"Do something really nice for someone else."
8. Choosing an alarm tone?
6. Googling a computer problem?
"Add 'solved' to your search to find the answer faster."
7. Depressed?
"Do something really nice for someone else."
8. Choosing an alarm tone?
"Don't use your favorite song as an alarm. You'll end up hating it."
9. Puppy lost?
9. Puppy lost?
If you're trying to catch a loose dog, get their attention and run the other way. They'll start chasing you on instinct.
10. Cannot always remember your PIN?
"Make a fake contact on your phone where the last 4 digits of their number is your PIN."
11. Don't want to be embarrassed when buying something?
"Buy a birthday card along with it."
12. Itchy skin?
"Don't scratch. Apply pressure. The reduced blood flow will stop the itching."
13. Looking for new music?
"Search your favorite album on Amazon and see what else people bought."
14. Making sure the spelling of the words is correct?
"When spellchecking, read the your writing backwards. That way you will focus on every word and won't quickly read sentences."
15. Late night dinner?
"Don't go to a restaurant 15 minutes before they close. Every worker will hate you and you don't want people serving your food to hate you."
16. Need to clean a super messy room?
"Make the bed first. It will serve as a board to sort through all the madness."
17. Hate Mondays?
"Schedule something that you'll look forward to every monday: lunch with a good friend, your favorite TV show, or a movie."
18.Have an interview tomorrow?
"During job interviews, if you lack a particular skill set say 'no, but I am willing to learn."
"Make a fake contact on your phone where the last 4 digits of their number is your PIN."
11. Don't want to be embarrassed when buying something?
"Buy a birthday card along with it."
12. Itchy skin?
"Don't scratch. Apply pressure. The reduced blood flow will stop the itching."
13. Looking for new music?
"Search your favorite album on Amazon and see what else people bought."
14. Making sure the spelling of the words is correct?
"When spellchecking, read the your writing backwards. That way you will focus on every word and won't quickly read sentences."
15. Late night dinner?
"Don't go to a restaurant 15 minutes before they close. Every worker will hate you and you don't want people serving your food to hate you."
16. Need to clean a super messy room?
"Make the bed first. It will serve as a board to sort through all the madness."
17. Hate Mondays?
"Schedule something that you'll look forward to every monday: lunch with a good friend, your favorite TV show, or a movie."
18.Have an interview tomorrow?
"During job interviews, if you lack a particular skill set say 'no, but I am willing to learn."
19. Posture problems while working on a computer?
"Tilt the screen upwards so you have to sit straight."
20. Spraying your good smell potion?
"Cologne should not be an announcement, it should be a discovery."
Source:
Mallard, A. (n.d.). Advice Mallard. Twitter. Retrieved June 9, 2013, from twitter.com/AdviceMallards
Call Me Jed™ (cc) 2013. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Philippines License.
"Tilt the screen upwards so you have to sit straight."
20. Spraying your good smell potion?
"Cologne should not be an announcement, it should be a discovery."
That's all folks! :)
Source:
Mallard, A. (n.d.). Advice Mallard. Twitter. Retrieved June 9, 2013, from twitter.com/AdviceMallards
Call Me Jed™ (cc) 2013. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Philippines License.