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SENATORS (My possible votes are in blue)
- Alcantara, Samson
I don't know him but his name makes it seems like he's a strong guy! - Angara, Sonny
I heard his name.. "Angara.. Ang gara na sa Senado!" isn't it him? The guy endorsed by Sarah G? - Aquino, Bam
Kris Aquino's brother? Cousin? Or Angel Aquino's hubby? - Belgica, Greco
Hollywoody name. Magoogle nga.. Shet.. gwapings! - Binay, Nancy
Well, why not.. Imagine how funny the senate will be if Vice Ganda continues to make jokes about her. Just kidding. - Casiño, Teddy
Very popular among my schoolmates. Sounds promising, too. Hope he doesn't go to casinos. - Cayetano, Alan
Is he a boxer? His ads show him with the boxing gloves. Curious. - Cojuangco, Tingting
Sounds rich! Rich people like me vote for rich people like her.. LOL But no. - David, Lito
"Sikat na sikat si David Lito!" - says no one ever. Oy pero Isko 'to! - Delos Reyes, JC
Diba artista to? Ung nasa TV5. Yung dating nasa channel 7. What? De Vera? Ah De Vera pala yun? Bakit di un tumakbo? Sayang naman. - Ejercito, JV
Anak to ni Pareng Erap diba? Edi sino na naiwan sa San Juan? Naku! - Enrile, Jack
Isa lang ang kilala kong Jack! At yung ang kasintahan ni Rose! - Escudero, Chiz
Imagine Heart Evangelista papatol sayo kahit magkalayo age gap niyo? Lakas ng dating! Idol ng mga sawi! - Falcone, Baldomero
Sino po kayo? - Gordon, Richard
Dick Gordon to diba? I want him to focus on Red Cross and Red Cross alone! :D - Hagedorn, Ed
Tunong kontrabida ah! Ma-google nga... OMG, kontrabida nga! :D - Honasan, Gringo
Our neighbor's relative. Nakiki-tito lang! - Hontiveros, Risa
The only candidate who made me laugh literally. Have you seen her ads? She uses her UP sablay-like kulambo as a weapon! Eto na ata ang level 2 evolution ni Alwina! - Legarda, Loren
No.. no.. Unfortunately madam. - Llasos, Marwil
Sino ka nga po ulit? - Maceda, Ernie
Tunong manghihilot! Pero eto si Manong Ernie diba? - Madrigal, Jamby
Sige na nga! - Magsaysay, Jun
Hmmm... Kapatid mo ba si Mitos? - Magsaysay, Mitos
Well.... Kapatid mo ba si Jun? - Montaño, Ramon
Anong kinalaman mo kay Cesar? - Penson, Ricardo
Sino po to? - Pimentel, Koko
Koko -- Martin? Koko -- Crunch? Koko -- Nut oil? - Poe, Grace
Binago nito ang telebisyon! Ngayon meron ng SPG, PG, at G. Akala ko masstuck na tayo sa PARENTAL GUIDANCE sa kanto ng TV. Nakakaumay un! - Señeres, Christian
Knock, knock? Who are you? - Trillanes, Sonny
Sir.. ah eh. Sir.. Boto ko ho kayo sir! (No eye contact) - Villanueva, Eddie
I am not religious. I am Catholic. I am voting for him kasi bilib ako rito, from President at kung ano ano pa, hindi pa rin nawawala sa listahan ng kandidato. At saka para hindi lang Catholic. Kung may Muslim rin, vote rin natin. - Villar, Cynthia
Ma'am.. Negosyo ba kamo? - Zubiri, Migz
Kaano-ano mo si Diana?
Alright. Hopefully I won't be hated by people. I am not voting remember? So this is useless. And this is just for fun. I am busy with my life and politics is the last place I'd be in. I am happy blogging about stuff other than this. Nakikitrend lang.. :D
Walang personalan! Blog-blog lang!
On a serious note, I hope people VOTE WISELY! Vote the people who will help our country become a better place. To be honest, I don't know anything about the people above, and if ever I am about to vote, I will RESEARCH about each of them, and judge them according to what they did or can do.